Do you know what Woot is? Check them out. They are a distributor of electronics at cheap prices. Sometimes good stuff, sometimes crap. But they always have a great price! Their website offers one deeply discounted product per day, and it’s usually a piece of computer hardware or an electronic gadget. Well yesterday’s woot was the “Human Touch Blue Personal Hand Massager” … go ahead … read the description. I’ll wait … go on! Click it!
Now tell me you didn’t laugh your ass off!! The guys who write this stuff are hilarious!! I wish I had 1/3 of the creativity their writers have.